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It is fitting that one of the first Extreme movies to make it to DVD is the movie that helped dub Tom Byron, the Lord of Asses. Though not a part of Tom's Cumback Pussy or Whack Attack lines, L of A has all of the same components that have made those series so popular. What we have on tap for this movie is a collection of some of the hottest anal sluts to grace an Extreme movie in the company's short history. At the time this was released, Jessica Darlin had just signed with the new company, Stryc-9 was still a contract girl, as were Iroc and Chandler. With two open assed Euro babes joining the cast, Tom has his pick of a half dozen of the finest asses in porn to pop. A welcome change from some of the watered down anal flicks on DVD.

Apparently Tom believes in saving the best for last. He leads of with Elaina, a blonde Russian girl with a decent body if you like skinny girls, and a below average face. After a little getting to know you session, she starts sucking Tom's cock. I have to give her credit for smiling throughout the scene. It's pretty clear this chick likes what she does. Tom moves through scene rather quickly, getting to her ass and then laying some serious wood to this Russian slut. The sex is very well shot, so guys who totally get off on watching tight sphincters stretched will love this one. I just can't get past the fact that I don't find her at all appealing, especially in a movie with so many total hotties in the cast. I'm glad to see Tom drop a load on her face so we can move on.

When Jessica Darlin takes over, things get a lot hotter. Tom doesn't do much of an interview with the cute little blonde, letting her body speak for itself during the quick cut photo session intro. An anal queen to the core, Jessica does her very best work when her mouth is working on a cock or her ass is filled with hard man meat. Jess starts off slowly, working on Tom's cock from the balls to the tip, licking and sucking until it's hard and ready to give her something to scream about. Some women suck cock well on film, but Jessica just attacks it, turning in a brilliant oral performance. From there, we move quickly to the anal sex and Jessica acts like there is nothing she likes more than a big hard cock in her ass. Fantastic footage of her bouncing up and down in his lap, riding him and flailing those fantastic legs in the air. In the end, Tom drops a big load of liquid love right on her pretty face. She licks him totally clean, savoring every drop of cum. This scene will show you all why Jessica is such an anal superstar.

Chandler was an Extreme Girl for about a minute and a half, and this movie is a good example of why she caught their eye. This redhead is another girl who is pretty nice looking, but really excels when it comes time to fuck and suck. Tom spends some time admiring her ass, patting it gently, but we know he has evil intentions for those nice round cheeks. He goes right for the ass, splitting her cheeks and burying the bone deep into Chandler's colon. Proving her worth as a filthy porn slut, she is happy to turn around and lick her own ass off Tom's cock. It's not often we see an ass this pretty and even more rare to see one get blasted. Very tight shots of the action as Tom goes deep into Chandler's butt. When she gets on top, Chandler moves like she has an itch deep in her body that only cock can scratch. Even if you don't find her all that hot, you have to love the hard core anal action going on in this great scene. Hopping off one last time, she strokes a load from his cock right into her mouth.

Euro-chick number two, Alexandra Nice is up next, and she is one seriously hot brunette anal toy. She has long legs and a pretty face that is on display during the pre-scene footage. Tom goes right for her ass, licking it like it's candy from the start. Alex takes Tom's cock in her mouth, drooling just a little on the shaft and then shoving her face to his crotch. Nice eye contact, but what really comes across is just how cock starved her mouth is. When she starts riding his cock, it's all she can do to not just scream out. Of course, her pussy is just a warm up. The L of A wants the booty and he gets it. Alex takes it slow at first, but ends up taking a first class ass pounding before Tom unloads on her face. Again, the camera lingers nicely on her face as she drains his rod.

Iroc is a girl who really grew on me as time went by. Her skills as an anal slut made her scenes so much fun to watch. While not as pretty as Jessica or Stryc-9, Iroc has great eyes, a sexy round ass and knows how to please. Tom starts out sucking her toes. Iroc has been a foot queen from the time she came into the business and while I don't know what makes for pretty feet, it's clear she loves having them played with. After sucking her toes, Tom licks Iroc's asshole. After being licked for so long, Iroc is happy to return the favor. This pretty eyed brunette is a first class cock swallower who uses great hand motion to get what she wants. Before she can get fucked though, she has to use her feet a bit more. Iroc jerks him off with her feet, showing more skill than most chicks have with their hands. Speaking of hands, she jerks him off a bit. Why does this make me think that this young woman has a lot of practice? You can see just how short this chick is when she starts riding Tom. It looks like you could fold her up and put her in your pocket. Of course, that doesn't stop Tom from sticking his cock up her tight ass. He goes slowly at first, rubbing her clit to ease the entry. Great tight shots of her ass once he gets going. Iroc takes cock in her ass with no problem, grinding her hips down to get him deeper into her tight hole. She pulls her legs up high to watch as he unloads a huge load right on her face. Great scene from a great anal slut.

Last, but not least, Stryc-9 graces the screen. She looks fantastic in a bikini top and cut off shorts before losing the short and stunning us in just her bikini. Tom gets her in the bedroom and does a nice job of interviewing her. She is charming and sexy as the camera lingers on her inviting body. I love this kind of footage as foreplay. It's sets everything up so well. Once she gets naked and between Tom's legs, Stryc-9 starts using her mouth in a most pleasurable manner. Great eye contact as she stares right into the camera and bobs her pretty face up and down on his lucky prick. It's as if she were sucking the dick of every guy in the audience and that's what good porn is all about. She lies on her back and Tom starts filling that puffy, tight pussy with his hard prick. When she's riding his cock, we get a shot of her cheeks spread open as a preview of what is to come. After a good hard pussy poke, he rolls her over onto her side to slide that slab of meat right up her ass. The best shots come when she faces the camera, straddles his cock, has her knees pulled back and gets poked hard in the pooper. When Tom pulls out, we get some gape shots, but it's the shots of her fine, full body that really work here. Once again, we get a splendid facial. Stryc-9 is still one of the very best fucks in all of porn

Tom Byron brings us nothing but crotch stirring, ass stretching anal sex in this movie. Most of the cast is filled with real anal hotties like Jessica, Iroc and Stryc-9 but even Elaina proves to be a first class butt slut. If you don't like anal sex, don't bother because ever scene features a well pounded pooper. Jessica Darlin turns in one of her many fine scenes with Tom, showing that she is a pint sized bundle of sexual energy. Iroc gives perhaps her best scene, showing off great foot action as well as her usual oral and anal brilliance. Stryc-9 looks fucking fabulous and shows why she is my current number one girl. Add Chandler and Alex Nice into the mix and you have a fantastic anal DVD. I said it when I reviewed the video and it still fits now, All hail the Lord of Asses!

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM